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OH MY GOD. [25 Mar 2007|12:52pm]

[ mood | excited ]

Have you guys tried Patron's XO Café!?!??!?

This is quite possibly the best coffee liquer ever made, with a tequila bite. Fucking incredible.

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Holy Mother of CRAP! [27 Jul 2006|02:17am]

[ mood | :_: amazed :_: ]

There's like members and shite, I just kept this thing under my name for ho-hos I didn't think people would join still.
Shall we all drink and dance?

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I need a bottle [28 Jun 2004|10:39am]

[ mood | :_: odd :_: ]

A biiiiiig bottle of tequila right now! I mean like huge and all encompassing. You know those huge martini glasses they make for dancers I want one of those full of tequila yum yum!

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Even communities can go trick or treating [29 Oct 2003|11:31am]

[ mood | :_: amused :_: ]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
vive_tequila goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as A bottle of tequilla.
sputtertoo gives you 1 light blue lime-flavoured gummies.
abscencefollows gives you 16 red banana-flavoured pieces of taffy.
redcarolina tricks you! You get a piece of string.
froggergirliee gives you 6 purple passionfruit-flavoured wafers.
vive_tequila ends up with 23 pieces of candy, and a piece of string.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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It's never funny... [17 Jun 2003|02:39pm]

[ mood | :_: sorta pissed :_: ]

To hand someone a glass with tequila and tell them its water.

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Testing! [22 Apr 2003|03:43am]

[ mood | :_: thought provoking :_: ]

I said mutha farkin testing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah so I was thinking the other day, yeah big shock huh? The topic...martini's vs tequila shots.
Alright so tequila is actually supposed to be enjoyed as a fine sipping beverage, but I think I've only done that a total of 10 times in my life. The rest of the time its been a shot slinging existance with this wonderful liquor. SO that brings me to shots of tequila vodka and what have you. Now at some point in time there was a snooty person who decided that they were too good to sip their vodka or gin from a shot glasss so what do they do? That's right boys and girls they made a foo foo glass, which is the biggest bitch in the world to serve a drink in and put their shots of gin and vodka in it. Thus creating a new drink which they called a martini. They did this so they could be sofisticated and snooty while sipping their "shots". So a martini is essentially a rich, snooty man's shot. The best part of this whole ordeal? They actually pay more for their snootiness. YES! Observe.

Shot of Ketel 1 at my work: $4.50
Ketel 1 Martini with an olive: $5.50
Ketel 1 neat with olive juice and an olive: $4.50

So these people pay a dollar more just for a name and a glass. How sad is that? Or how justified is that i should say.
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Help! [28 Feb 2003|02:05pm]

[ mood | :_: confused :_: ]

While trying to find stuff for an icon I came across two great sites, which should I list as our URL?

Tequila Shots- Regardless of the name they seem to have a handle on good tequilas and drinks.
Tequila: In Search of the Blue Agave- Whoa Informative Informative, though it does take a bit to get to the goodies if your a reading whore like me.

Lemme know what you think, yeah Im a dork but this is my first community and I really like my tequila. ;P

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warning: sentence structure was never my strong point... [26 Feb 2003|09:28pm]

[ mood | fiestylicious!! ]

i was takin shots of tequila with these crazy chicks in paris... in this crazy little, basement bar at like 3 am. and these silly guys came up to us, and started buying us more shots of tekillya, talkin bout "i fly you around the world, you're so beautiful" blah blah blah... and all that other mumbo jumbo. at any rate, we decide to leave, so we bid them farwell, and head for the door.. but the guy stops us and is like, you gotta pay now. hahaha.. so, instead of paying, we sent the bill to the silly french guys, and fucking BOOKED it.... well, stumbeled mostly, through the streets of paris... got lost on the subway system dealie, and ended up banging on the door of our hotel at 5 am, shitfaced.

it wasn't funny, but rob made my post a story. deal with it.

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First Post [26 Feb 2003|05:29am]

[ mood | :_: nostalgic :_: ]

So this will be my kewl tequila story right now. When I was a wee lad of 20 I went to a local bar which my co-workers frequented. Being underage I was quite hesitant on going to that establishment, but I went because we had a few cute waiters working there. We went and I tasted my first good tequila, good ole Patron Silver. I had been drinking tequila in the past but it was just Cuervo Gold or 1800 on special occasions. I quickly did the shot proffered me and realized I didn't need salt or lime, YUMMY! I turned to a friend to tell them I needed to hit tha head, when a tap on my shoulder turned me the opposite direction. I turned and found our cocktail waitress trying to hand me another shot glass, not wanting to be seen as rude I quickly grabbed it with a smile and asked why I deserved such a shot.

M = ME
CW = Cocktail Waitress

CW: This is from one of your co-workers.
M: Okay thanx *digs out a dollar for a quick tip*
CW: *smiles and saunters off*

Im having a good time with my jack and coke, its the only drink I could order under pressure, when she tapped me again.

CW: *hands me another shot of Patron* This is from another co-worker, is your bday or something? *smiles dazzlingly*
M: Well, yeah I guess *shrugs* More of a late celebration.
CW: All right *smiles and saunters off again*

I was back into my pool game when she taps me again.

CW: *hands me another shot* You're co-workers must love you!
M: Yeah Im thinking the same thing *turns to all my co-workers gathered* Thanx guys!
CW: All right now this shot *hands me another darker shot* is from me.
M: KEWL! *does shot*cough*sputter*
CW: Good? *smiles*
M: Very, what was that?
CW: Patron Anejo.
M: Ohhhhhh yummy *feeling a bit fuzzy at this moment*
CW: *hands me a napkin* Call sometime tiger. *saunters off again*

WOW! All I could think was Im drunk, I got hit on by the cocktail waitress and that tequila was bitchin! So she leaves at the end of her shift and I keep drinking with my friends. We head across the street to one of my friend's apartments when I gather up the courage to call this girl. She answers and we chit chat for a bit before Kevin, the owner of the apartment, shouts I will be over with some liquor real soon. My co-workers pool their money and run to the store to get a bottle of Patron and Cuervo. Im stunned as they hand the bottles to me and push me out the door, it turned out the waitress lived in the same complex. The rest of the night is hazy, all I know and remember is waking up at like 9AM in the middle of her living room floor with her snuggled up to me and scantily clad women surrounding me. All bottles of liquor in viewing distance were empty. I woke up later to her roommate watching a movie and making plans on buying more liquor for the nights festivities. I tried to bow out but she wouldn't allow it and I partied again with my friend Patron.

How's that for a good liquor story? The ending is kind of anti-climatic we dated a bit and then went our separate ways, but man what a way to meet someone, ja?

All right we need a good icon, Im gonna take some pics of tequila bottles and such, but if anybody can find something worthwhile send it to me and I'll be sure to see if we can iconify it for a wee bit.

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